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if april showers bring may flowers what do may flowers b  ring?                       pilgrams                 why do chicken coops have two doors?             if they had four doors they would be a sedan.

about 3/2 of the people have trouble with fractions.

did you hear about corduroy pillows.there making headlines.

A guy says:I was at a convenience
store. I went in, and there was a sign near the magazine rack that just
said, 'No Reading.' I don't like to rock the boat, so I just grabbed a
bunch of candy bars, and I went up to the guy who was working there,
and I was like, 'Which one of these is a Snickers?'

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Cow, a talking muffin!"

a guy falls off a ship he swims he floats he finaly makes it to an islandas soon as he makes shore he falls asleep.when he wakes up he noticesthe sky is dark red the birds are dark red he looks down and sees the sand is dark red he stands up and his hands are dark red and he crys oh no im marooned.

Was it blood?

Why do you not ever see any dead penguins laying on the ice?
When a penguin dies, all the other penguins gather around and peck a big hole in the ice and sing, freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow. then they kick him in the ice hole.