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Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 4:35 pm
by FAA
I am officially the Good Luck Charm Chump, Poker Patsy, etc. For the second time in just under three months, the adjacent carousel machine hit a RF. This one was more painful, as I left it after a flush. The guy was about to sit down at an open one. He saw me rising and said, “You’re leaving? I’ll sit there.” I’d taken a loss and went to the quarter progressive. I returned about forty minutes later for his dealt RF. I was so bummed that I kept on losing at mine. I will of course omit the image of the cigar chomping bald man in the interest of privacy and decorum.
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 5:44 pm
by dinghy
FAA wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 4:35 pm
For the second time in just under three months, the adjacent carousel machine hit a RF. This one was more painful, as I left it after a flush.
That's a nice pay schedule. It's basically 9/6 DDB except the kickers and secondary premiums are high cards instead of low. EV 99.46% imo.
Do you ever play the Aces and Faces Bonus? Same concept of higher payoffs for J/Q/K quads instead of 2/3/4. EV 99.25 instead of 99.17 because it's easier to catch quads from high cards than lows.
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 7:35 pm
by FAA
I don’t even know DDB. What a FML three months. Must be nice to get dealt $4,000.
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 6:53 am
by TripleTriple
You would know if you had coughed up another three bucks on 23Dec. Chump.
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 7:35 am
by FAA
Did you mark my day of infamy in your diary? Pretty creepy. Taking over bashing duties for my usual bully.
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 7:43 am
by onemoretry
FAA wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 7:35 am
Taking over bashing duties for my usual bully.
I hardly think that pointing out the major flaw in your playing style qualifies as "bashing".
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 8:32 am
by Tedlark
onemoretry wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 7:43 am
FAA wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 7:35 am
Taking over bashing duties for my usual bully.
I hardly think that pointing out the major flaw in your playing style qualifies as "bashing".
OMT - please stop bashing FAA. ROTFPIMP.
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 8:57 am
by onemoretry
Tedlark wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 8:32 am
ROTFPIMP.
Rolling on the floor, peeing in my pants?
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 9:36 am
by Tedlark
onemoretry wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 8:57 am
Tedlark wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 8:32 am
ROTFPIMP.
Rolling on the floor, peeing in my pants?
In the words of the immortal Gary Cooper; "Ahh yup."
Re: Bridesmaid Syndrome
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 11:14 am
by applepear86
I always feel this way, but then I tell myself if the button wasn't pressed at that precise moment, it wouldn't have happened.