Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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olds442jetaway
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

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Just pulled into Bizarro. Will report back later.

olds442jetaway
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Was due for a whoppin and they got me. -1000. Got too aggressive on JOB. Only 2 quads in 6 hours. Switching to dollars finished me off. Few full houses as well. I missed two 8,000 Royals by one card. Ugh!! Colpa Mia

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I feel your pain. Been there, done that. Hopefully, next time will be better.

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Post by dinghy »

olds442jetaway wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2023 9:00 am
Was due for a whoppin and they got me. -1000.
TripleTriple wrote:
Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:06 am
I think the reason you are NOT doing ok lately is....luck.
^^^ Just needed a one-word adjustment.

Condolences, but you had to end the old win streak to start a new one. Do you mind disclosing your low and high bet amounts for the session? That's my favorite part.

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Post by FAA »

Epic fail. What a dismal disaster! One quad per three hours means a $150 hourly loss when messing with dollar play. I’m still recovering from those beat downs.

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Low bet, 1.25. The clone took me up to 6.25 on quarters. I could have switched to halves and I should have. I would have started at 6.50. I pushed it late last night because I was a bit tired. Should have known better. Started at 5 bucks on dollars instead of halves. I think my high bet was 14 bucks.
I didn’t lose it all on this machine. I had foolishly blown 500 earlier on DDS Bonus Deuces Wild. A 97 percent game. So I lost 500 on JOB. If I had that other 500, JOB might have come back. Who knows. This is what happens when I break my own rules
The only saving Grace was, I made a few trades in the market before I checked out. I made 800 on those

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Post by FAA »

Started at 5 bucks on dollars instead of halves. I think my high bet was $14. I didn’t lose it all on this machine. I had foolishly blown 500 earlier on DDS BDW 97%. So -$500 on JOB. If I had that other 500, JOB might have come back. Who knows.
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I see. I wish Caesars let me do halves on full pays. Yeah, I cannot be at my $5 max in the first hour. They're going to bust me. Stay at one or two. If I miss a great hand, so be it. Low ceiling, low floor. Treat 97% games as radioactive.

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Waiting for the storms to go through later. Then, since I am today 3/4 of a century old, the Mrs and I plan to go you know where. Would be nice to win 75k, 7.5k, 750, 75 bucks. I’ll take it!!!

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Happy diamond birthday and good luck!

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