Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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onemoretry
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

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FAA wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:20 am
Excellent trip considering how much you ended up squandering.
I am somewhat intrigued by the term "squandering". How is playing a game that you can win (or lose) for entertainment, squandering?

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FAA wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:20 am
Sorry. I tried to delete this, but just couldn't figure out how.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

I h guess for me, playing a 97 percent game that is tough to begin with ( like Bonus Deuces Wild ) hoping against the usual hope that it will hit before you bust. I find DDB, TDB, and DDS in the same category with 97 percent or less paytables. I guess I continue to try them because overall, my biggest hits ever 18,000 each have been on DDS Deuces Wild and Spin poker Bonus Deuces Wild. I guess I should put Multi Strike in that same category and any of the gimmick games

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Post by Tedlark »

Nice hit olds, I'm eyeing up that far right column though.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Yes, they don’t have room to list all the paytables from 6-24. That is the range I am most often in. The last couple of trips, I have hit quads when my bet level got up to 20-25. Hitting up there or good hands close together is what makes the Clone work for me.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Thanks again!

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Post by FAA »

The House Always Wins. You’ll THAW out. Once they hand pay you, take off like Space X.

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Post by FAA »

Maybe not Space X. That’s only a five minute ripoff ride.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

I went up late to Bizarro to play overnight. No room. It was one of those inexplicable sessions you unfortunately have to accept. 6 Hours on JOB with no quads. Few full houses. Cut it off at -600. Long shot at recovery on DDS. Big mistake. -600 Bonus deuces wild quarters Hit nothing worth mentioning. -300 Deuces Wild. Nothing. -200 JokerKings Hit nothing. Had 100 in an award that I managed to eek out on JOB.
Net for the session -1,800. I probably should have just quit JOB at - 600 and played nothing after that or stuck it out just on JOB. Session time was just under 10 hour session

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Post by Come Back Kid »

Sorry Olds, that's a bummer. Better luck next time.

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