Video Poker Forum

 I emailed the Hollywood Hard Rock Casino slot manager to complain about the removal or the quarter 98.9% video poker games.  Here is their response.Dear Phil:I have wonderful news for you!  We will be adding four additional Video Poker Machines in the same area where they used to be.  With all the relocating we were doing due to the Smoking areas.  They were temporarily put away.  They all should be on the floor by the time you visit us for Christmas.  Also, I was informed that they have some video poker machines located in the Center Bar.I hope you have a wonderful holiday!We'll have to wait to see if they put the good games back on.  Could be a good Christmas present.   Adding in comps made the 1.1% house edge games playable at max coins.   We want the casino to make money.   We don't want to be robbed.

Great to get an actual response that actually addressed your complaint. Let us know if those machines do turn up.

I was pretty surprised myself.  We'll see.

Stunning to get any reply. Of course the critical pay table details are omitted. You'll either get your present or four lumps of coal.
But it's always sunny in The Sunshine State!

I just need to know if you guys want Anthracite or Bituminous coal in your stockings. I have a friend in high cold places. Phil may get my drift. Hee, Hee. Maybe you will get lucky and get sugar plums instead. mmmm.

Coal is yesterday's fuel, Olds. It's all about solar. Haven't you heard?
But I'm dreaming of a red Christmas. As in yet more red ink.