Who The Biggest Video Poker Hypocrites

[oej719]

There Are Plenty Of Video Poker Hypocrites.
There are those that lie about their winnings.
There are those that proclaim a weird special strategy.
There are those that say they have developed special holds.
Those that say machines have detectable patterns and hot or cold cycles.
There are those that say they never use alais's.
The list goes on and on.

Who in your opinion is the king of the bozo hypocrites?

My vote is for
The biggest cry baby of all time.

[Tedlark]

Come on now oej, there are few certainties in life: The sun will always rise in the east, the moon is not made of cheese, Anna Nicole DID NOT marry for love, and a bozo such as your bozo will always be a bozo. Ted.

[oej719]

And oj is innocent.

[EDC1977]

One's status is often determined by money and the best lawyer. If we were all judged the way St. Peter will do, more than half are gonna be hot in the afterlife. I'm far from being a heathen but I isn't no saint neither! Being a VP player qualifies me as a bad guy in the eyes of many. This is OK with me since I know where many of my friends went or are going. Comparing O J with  ? They're both slayers. One just happens to slay the game as we know it.

[cddenver]

And oj is innocent.


 
Don't knock our favorite reflection generator too hard, oej, or he might up and go away.  Then you'd be like Batman without the Joker.  What would you do? 

[oej719]

I will stand guard at the gate ever vigilant.
Bozo's have to be spotted early or else they appear as harmless intruders.

[EDC1977]

I will stand guard at the gate ever vigilant.
Bozo's have to be spotted early or else they appear are harmless intruders. Or even seaweed!