"Don't stand so close" (I can't believe I said it

[marie meijer]

It only took six weeks for my broken knee cap to heal. It was wrapped in a full length heavy leg cast which made it almost impossible to sleep that first week. 'Sincerely hope your knee problem is resolved soon, cook! I had collided with cement stairs at top speed. It happened a loooong time ago and had absolutely nothing to do with stealing billyjoe's TITO. 

[rascal]

Billy Joe, that was my wife! Thanks for not reporting her! I'll be very strict with her and tell her next time, move faster!!

[BillyJoe]

Ouch, ouch, ouch Billyjoe..I am recovering (VERY slowly) with a knee problem and I absolutely guaranty no one would be running if you popped them in the knee cap for a very long time.
My titanium left knee feels your pain, Cook. Remember, long term success with knees depends on dedicated physical therapy. Good luck..

[BillyJoe]

Billy Joe, that was my wife! Thanks for not reporting her! I'll be very strict with her and tell her next time, move faster!!
Well, tell her not to pick on us old farts. We can get nasty.

[cook1947]

[QUOTE=cook1947] Ouch, ouch, ouch Billyjoe..I am recovering (VERY slowly) with a knee problem and I absolutely guaranty no one would be running if you popped them in the knee cap for a very long time.
My titanium left knee feels your pain, Cook. Remember, long term success with knees depends on dedicated physical therapy. Good luck.. [/QUOTE]
I had my 1st left knee orthroscopic in 1992, and it was aggressive therapy right after the surgery that  caused me to have my second 8 months later. Now it is the right knee. Oh, wait, I have no knees left.

[Lucky Larry]

OK,
I have to add "J" from last night to our list. Last night was a nightmare. First, our two favorite machines 50 play 5¢ were replaced with Spin Poker leaving only 4 multi-hand machines. So the night started out really bad.

It got worse when I realized the only open machine was next to "J". We've played in the same casino before with J. Sweet C took the first prison sentence...torture treatment. I replaced her later when she became homicidal.

Here is a typical 20 seconds of J's play.
"OK, Jackpot hand!" Gun fingers at the screen. Bang the machine 4-5 times. "OK Deuces right here!   Deuces...Deuces... 4 thousand...4 thousand!". Then bang the deal/draw button 6-8 times.   "Oh yeah! 5 OAK twice".   Clap 2-3 times, bang the machine, and repeat with a variety of "Oh, I can't believe I'm down $600...$800. Did I tell you I got down to $100 and then worked it up to $1,800.?...OK big hit...big hit! Repeat.....every hand with variations.

I can't begin to tell you his response on hitting 4 deuces with Aces almost back to back followed by a RF. The whole bottom floor of the casino knew he had hit and he bragged about every hit for hours.

PS: There must be a VP god because Sweet C said he ended up playing it all back. By then I had moved to another floor.

[faygo]

OK,


Here is a typical 20 seconds of J's play.
"OK, Jackpot hand!" Gun fingers at the screen. Bang the machine 4-5 times. "OK Deuces right here!   Deuces...Deuces... 4 thousand...4 thousand!". Then bang the deal/draw button 6-8 times.   "Oh yeah! 5 OAK twice".   Clap 2-3 times, bang the machine, and repeat with a variety of "Oh, I can't believe I'm down $600...$800. Did I tell you I got down to $100 and then worked it up to $1,800.?...OK big hit...big hit! Repeat.....every hand with variations. 




Too bad you coukldn't get a video of this for UTUBE. 

[marie meijer]

Now that's FUNNY! LL, Time for another casino for you and Sweet C!! I believe you! Peeps cannot make up stuff like that!

[BillyJoe]

OK, There must be a VP god because Sweet C said he ended up playing it all back. By then I had moved to another floor.
I hate playing in multi-floor casinos, but after hearing of your experience, LL, I see now that there can be a plus side..

[Lucky Larry]

[QUOTE=Lucky Larry]OK, Here is a typical 20 seconds of J's play. "OK, Jackpot hand!" Gun fingers at the screen. Bang the machine 4-5 times. "OK Deuces right here!   Deuces...Deuces... 4 thousand...4 thousand!". Then bang the deal/draw button 6-8 times.   "Oh yeah! 5 OAK twice".   Clap 2-3 times, bang the machine, and repeat with a variety of "Oh, I can't believe I'm down $600...$800. Did I tell you I got down to $100 and then worked it up to $1,800.?...OK big hit...big hit! Repeat.....every hand with variations. 

Too bad you coukldn't get a video of this for UTUBE.  [/QUOTE]

Faygo,
Great idea. I'll make it a point to video him on my phone next time for posting.