Disclaimers: (Since this is the first in a series)
1) Nothing in this series will cause you to have an edge over the casino.
2) My goal is not to encourage people to play irresponsibly. I define "irresponsibly" not as "losing money" but losing more money than you ought to lose in your present life circumstances. If you have money for entertainment and you find video poker entertaining, then you probably fit safely into my definition.
3) When I say you "may not" be an idiot for playing these games, realize you may very well actually be an idiot any way.
4) These are not excuses for bad behavior, but a different way at looking at the games than most "advantage players" tend to have. There are a lot of people in this world who come up with excuses for poor choices or for gambling irresponsibly. If you have a problem with gambling addiction, stay away from it. I think it's important that we all consider these things when it comes to playing video poker and have an honest view of who we are as a player. Never bet more than you are prepared to lose.
Having said all that, if you love video poker, you're not in it to grind away the hours for a long term fractional percent of an edge, I give you...
Over the Edge, Part I - The Magical Replenishing Bankroll
With advantage play, you often hear about your bankroll. You need a certain amount of money from the outset in order to survive the ups and downs of the game, to keep your "risk of ruin" to a minimum. After all, if you don't have enough money to bet, you may run out before those much needed Royal Flushes come along in order to realize the long term expectations of the game. That's helpful advice when it comes to calculating your odds of coming out ahead in a given situation. It is essential if you are going to try to make a living out of the game. With a positive pay table (plus comps) played perfectly in the right circumstances, your bankroll could creep up over time, even to sizable amounts for experts who really apply themselves.
But what if your "bankroll" isn't just a number that you started with? What if, somehow, your gambling bankroll increased over time any way, whether you were on a positive machine, a negative machine, whether you won today or lost tomorrow? What kind of sorcery is this Magical Replenishing Bankroll? It is nothing magical at all, of course. In fact, I think most players have this type of bankroll whether they realize it or not.
For me, I only play video poker on vacation. I usually have around $500 with me for playing, and this money is set aside for nothing else. I expect to lose it all, but I of course hope to win a lot of money on a trip. But if I do lose it all, I'm not "broke." My bankroll is now zero, but this isn't the sum of my finances. It's just money I had set aside to play video poker. The most I can lose on a trip, then, is $500. That is true whether I play a 101% game or a 95% game. In a limited amount of play, in fact, you really can't guarantee a profit no matter what the pay table. On a short vacation with a limited budget, the pay table in reality will say more about how long I play than my odds of "winning." Better odds of a winning trip do come with being able to play more hands while looking for a jackpot. So pay tables do matter. But an "edge" is not critical in this mindset. Like I said, I can easily bust my small budget with or without that edge.
And at the end of the trip, the magic happens... I plan another vacation. No matter how it went, whether I played 9/5 or 9/6, my gambling bankroll is suddenly at $500 again. Poof! How? Well, because I have a job and I make money. And I go on vacation, and I plan for entertainment. So I set aside another $500. Just. Like. That.
For some players, your Magical Replenishing Bankroll may be a paycheck, a retirement fund or a pension. Careful... you worked hard for that money and it is there for both now and the future. The last thing you want to do is waste your future on a silly game. So be smart. But if you worked hard, have the means and set a reasonable budget... then it may very well be that the Edge isn't what you are looking for. Your Magical Replenishing Bankroll can provide ongoing entertainment in just about any game!
I realize this is heresy to an advantage player. How much will you lose over your lifetime playing bad pay tables?!?! How much will you give to the casinos in your lifetime? Well, how much will you spend in your lifetime eating out when you could have saved by eating Rice-a-roni every day? How much will you spend on movies in your entire life when you could have been playing charades in the mirror at home for free? Does anyone keep those personal stats? Point being, most of us actually see gambling as entertainment. What's more, it's one of the only kinds of entertainment where you can actually go home with MORE than you arrived with. That's part of the fun of it. And along with that, you concede that the big casinos and hotels aren't built on making winners out of people all the time. So you know the odds are against you, but you're in it for the sport. And as long as you have a Magical Replenishing Bankroll, you really have nothing to fear.
To be honest, the long term results don't really matter to me and I've stopped even keeping track. Video Poker for me has become about individual experiences. In my case, one vacation at a time.
