Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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FAA
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

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Congratulations. I'd have to settle for $1,000 with your $4 in AC.
Clone seems to be a good system. On my machines, I'd go $2 a hand. If I lost an initial $20, I can bet $3 a hand. If I lose $39, I switch machines.

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I was able to win 200 bucks in about 2 1/2 hours using it. I only got 2 quads in that time but it was enough. Again the Full houses hit when I needed them. I started with 1.25. The lounge had a great prime rib dinner and lemon meringue pie my favorite for dessert. Like Popeye, I pounded a big plate full of sautéed spinach, and only had a bite or two of the potatoes, which were awesome as well. I knew the carbs and sugar would be in the desert. Otherwise I would have pounded the oven roasted potatoes as well. Took it easy on the meat too, though I felt like having another piece, I didn’t.

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Post by dinghy »

FAA wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 6:20 am
Clone seems to be a good system. On my machines, I'd go $2 a hand. If I lost an initial $20, I can bet $3 a hand. If I lose $39, I switch machines.
More of this please. Ideally I think everyone who posts in the thread should try the clone for themselves. I would do it, but I'm not much of a joiner.

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Post by Tedlark »

dinghy wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 4:23 pm
FAA wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 6:20 am
Clone seems to be a good system. On my machines, I'd go $2 a hand. If I lost an initial $20, I can bet $3 a hand. If I lose $39, I switch machines.
More of this please. Ideally I think everyone who posts in the thread should try the clone for themselves. I would do it, but I'm not much of a joiner.
If it's o.k. with you, I'll leave the cloning to olds.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Now if only I could legally clone some greenbacks. It is a lotta work at the casino for gas money, but it is better than building annd paying for another wing of the casino which I probably did over the years.

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Post by FAA »

The Sun never sets on your largesse. Good luck on hitting that $1B tomorrow. In it to win it. Or at least break even.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

I had to look that up. Thanks for the reminder on the Mega ticket. At earliest next visit hopefully without donation Tuesday with the Mrs.

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Post by FAA »

I won the Mega…ball. Net: -$8. Good luck on hitting that $1.25B today. Draw: 8, 24, 30, 45, 61, MB 12.
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Post by olds442jetaway »

Tuesday was another -1,000. Why do I think I can start with dollars on a 1,000 bankroll knowing if it’s a cold start, I’m cooked

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Post by FAA »

So sorry to hear. Mohegan Massacre! I started with dollars and ended up on a de facto ban. It’s the road to perdition. Either it’s on or you’re gone.

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