Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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dinghy
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:16 pm
Sometimes, after a long tough session, I have nodded off myself at my own machine. More often than not, security will come by and tap me asking if everything is OK. They do watch everything very closely. Last year one time I had evidently been dealt a quad on JOB and nest have zonked out right about when I hit deal.
Good news! You're not addicted :up: .

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👍 view from my room at Bizarro. Heading down for a late breakfast. Overnight play not bad. Up 52 bucks on the machine that has’t beat me yet. Slow going but double quad deuces hit bailed me out. 8 hour marathon so far Triple status points today.
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Taken from my cartoon thread, but I thought the sketch on a Dunkin Donut napkin appropriate for this thread. Aye!! Arg!! Really good breakfast sandwich available right off of the main hotel lobby their pastries are made here and also delicious but I am resisting temptation for the moment.
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Good one olds.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Single line Airport Deuces beat me up with the Clone as did Joker Kings on the same machine. Finally, and just pure luck gave me this tough to get hit on Joker Kings. I believe it’s twice as hard to get as 4 Deuces. At least it got me even and I still have my 52 bucks from last night
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Post by Come Back Kid »

Nice one Olds!

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Post by doris13 »

very nice but reminds me of FAA's not betting 1 more quarter

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doris13 wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2023 5:13 pm
very nice but reminds me of FAA's not betting 1 more quarter
Are you looking at the joker game? The pay table presentation up top is weird because it skips from 10-coin to 25-coin payoffs. But it actually allows him to bet 10, 11, 12, 13, etc with fully proportional pays. That's how he gets his edge by betting the precise amount of coins specified by the Clone.

I don't know how he gets his edge on the multi-line game.

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onemoretry wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:00 am
FAA wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:26 pm
And VPfree is an antiquated joke, offering no help.
The casino monitors are volunteers. If you are not happy with how current the information is, you could volunteer yourself.
vpFREE2.com gets updated when players send them updates. Just look at what's listed on the Games page for your casino, then click on "Submit update about this casino" and tell them what to change. Any player can do this.

There are updates being made almost ever day. See them here: https://www.vpfree2.com/video-poker/recent-updates

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Here’s the problem Doris with short coining on that tall machine. It is an ultimate X Dollar machine. Triple play is the least you can play. Full pay with the Ultimate X feature would cost 30 bucks a deal. Way too rich for my blood. There is one and only one reason I play it. Somebody told me the machine will almost always produce a winning session if you give it time. Even short coining. I have played it at least 20 times so far and it hasn’t beat me yet. I only play Bonus Deuces Wild on it using the Martingale Clone, but you have to give it plenty of time for a dud cycle before advancing or it will get you. I wait between 20 and 40 times my bet in losses before going from one to 2 lines Then I wait another 20-40 more before I go up again. It could be coincidence. Who knows. It will not let you bet 5 or 10 bucks just on one line. Bet advances are allowed on the lines only. Unfortunately, when I hit and run on this machine, I haven’t had any luck lately since my August windfall playing my usual games and never short coining. Anyway, I will keep playing it until it gets me once or twice then scrap it.

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