Hitting up the GVR (green valley ranch)

[rfonlymama]

I would sell at least part of my soul for a Miller Chill which would go well with Eduardo's bag of peanuts (if they were salted!)

[rfonlymama]

whoops, accidentaly sent the same message twice....maybe I could use that Chill now!

[scorpio2]

macadamia nuts trim some of that belly fat,but they're fairly expensive.

[Webman]

Takes money to make money. And nuts.

[faygo]

Takes money to make money. And nuts.
 
 
 
Eduardo, it is a good thing you don't go to Vegas very often.

[Eduardo]

Well, when I lose money, it drives me nuts, so it's a win-win.
Plenty of nuts in Vegas I have found.

[Webman]

A pirate walks into a bar with a large ship's wheel down his pants. The
bartender says, "Excuse me, but do you know you have a ship's wheel in the front of your pants?" The pirate says... Aaarr, it's driving me
nuts!!

[faygo]

[cddenver]

A pirate walks into a bar with a large ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, but do you know you have a ship's wheel in the front of your pants?"

The pirate says...
Aaarr, it's driving me nuts!!
 
  Nice one, but - keep your day job. 

[EDC1977]

Perhaps better to lose your money or your day job as opposed to your nuts! Assaulted or otherwise.