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Fast and furious royal flushes
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oej719
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rascal
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Webman, I have a pattern of joking...someday it's going to catch up with me. Back where I'm originally from we have an old, old saying: "The only thing funnier than a Rascal joke is a Fa La La La La.... La la la la training session."
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oej719
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Rascal I think I heard that on Leno or Letterman.
Who would protray Fa La La La La.... La la la la on Sat. Nite Live??
Who would protray Fa La La La La.... La la la la on Sat. Nite Live??
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rascal
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Don Knotts?
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oej719
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Bingo! But he is dead.
Pick someone that is "big hat no cattle" that still has a pulse.
Pick someone that is "big hat no cattle" that still has a pulse.
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EDC1977
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I'll vouch for the no RF's part! If there was a complete 180` of NancyJ, it would be me. Haven't had an RF in quite a few sessions and if I were dedicated enough to my hobby as Shadow or CD et.al, I would keep records and be able to tell you how many sessions, elapsed hands etc.!
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cddenver
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I'll vouch for the no RF's part! If there was a complete 180` of NancyJ, it would be me. Haven't had an RF in quite a few sessions and if I were dedicated enough to my hobby as Shadow or CD et.al, I would keep records and be able to tell you how many sessions, elapsed hands etc.!
I've been tracking my play on the site since December, and my RF average is currently one every 39,400 hands, after 10.7M hands played. That average rate is within 100 hands of what I've averaged in my real play in the 12 years or so that I've been keeping records. So I'd say there's no problem with the RNG as far as RF's go.
To be hitting that many RF's, I think that rascal must be playing his Professional system. I PM'd him asking to arrange a personal training session, but he spurned me ("not enough bankroll").
I've been tracking my play on the site since December, and my RF average is currently one every 39,400 hands, after 10.7M hands played. That average rate is within 100 hands of what I've averaged in my real play in the 12 years or so that I've been keeping records. So I'd say there's no problem with the RNG as far as RF's go.
To be hitting that many RF's, I think that rascal must be playing his Professional system. I PM'd him asking to arrange a personal training session, but he spurned me ("not enough bankroll").
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rascal
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CD, until you learn to read patterns like oej and I do, you will never be a legend in your own mind.
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cddenver
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CD, until you learn to read patterns like oej and I do, you will never be a legend in your own mind.
You're right. Until then I guess I'll just continue to be an average wingnut, moron, bozo, clown, or idiot (take your pick).
You're right. Until then I guess I'll just continue to be an average wingnut, moron, bozo, clown, or idiot (take your pick).
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faygo
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[QUOTE=rascal]CD, until you learn to read patterns like oej and I do, you will never be a legend in your own mind.
You're right. Until then I guess I'll just continue to be an average wingnut, moron, bozo, clown, or idiot (take your pick).[/QUOTE]
Ah, you forgot stupid, ignorant, lowlife and no class.
You're right. Until then I guess I'll just continue to be an average wingnut, moron, bozo, clown, or idiot (take your pick).[/QUOTE]
Ah, you forgot stupid, ignorant, lowlife and no class.
