VP questions

[shadowman]

My bad. You're right, it's the SPAM jumping in Finland that leads to the RF.

[cddenver]

As well you SHOULD BE Faygo!  You'll be up all night for the next two weeks playing on your computer to burn up those 40,000 hands before hitting another one!

God I hope newbies reading these posts know they're a JOKE!

 
JOKES?!!  For $49.95 - "cash only, please" -  I'll be happy to play off 39,999 dead hands on my PC, telling the gambling gods that they're to be credited to your account.  Won't take me any time at all - I'll do most of them on 100 play.
 
And now, a limited time offer (drum roll) - I'm in a hot RF/Aces magnet spell (everyone around me is getting 'em), so for only $100 an hour I'll sit next to you and watch as you pull in all those $$$.  I'll even pay for my own flight, for the Vega$ people.
 
 

[MikeA]

I haven't checked the OVPPM (Official Video Poker Player's Manual) on this detail.  I wonder if 40,000 hands played on a simulator in SESSION mode would count.  Set it up and let it run all night on it's own!  Maybe we could add a routine to check to see if the NEXT hand is to be a RF and if so, STOP!  Jump in the car and head for a casino!

[faygo]

I haven't checked the OVPPM (Official Video Poker Player's Manual) on this detail.  I wonder if 40,000 hands played on a simulator in SESSION mode would count.  Set it up and let it run all night on it's own!  Maybe we could add a routine to check to see if the NEXT hand is to be a RF and if so, STOP!  Jump in the car and head for a casino!
 
 It's gassed(the car that is) ready to go, just give the signal.
 
I think the SPAM or was it grasshopper theory might have some validity.
Do you think it's the heat getting to us?

[faygo]

[QUOTE=faygo]

I could learn to hate random. Not a big fan of the Chaos Theory either.
As smart as we all are, we should be beating the Bee-Jeesus out of these casinos.
 
I had a Royal on DDB practice last week, now I'm worried.

As well you SHOULD BE Faygo!  You'll be up all night for the next two weeks playing on your computer to burn up those 40,000 hands before hitting another one!

God I hope newbies reading these posts know they're a JOKE!
 

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Oh No!! A double whammy, the wife just hit a Royal practicing DDB. We got a week to play 39,900 hands each.

[Warren]

It's funny that I was playing the free games here yesterday and thought, "I've bet I've played about 40,000  hands - where's the Royal?"  It then hit. Doesn't bother me at all as I know the next hand can be a Royal also.  I live in Texas, but will be in El Paso (other end of a very large state) on Saturday and hope to play at the Indian casino across the border in New Mexico.  Of course, you probably can't hit a Royal in an Indian casino!

[faygo]

.  Of course, you probably can't hit a Royal in an Indian casino!
 
Betchum Boots you can! I've had more Royals at Indian Casinos than the so called Commercial Joints.

[MikeA]

[QUOTE=Warren].  Of course, you probably can't hit a Royal in an Indian casino!
 
Betchum Boots you can! I've had more Royals at Indian Casinos than the so called Commercial Joints.[/QUOTE]I've not hit one at an Indian Casino, but I was sitting at a machine "back in the day" and the lady next to me hit one on 9/6 25-cent JOB.  These were/are Class II machines.  BINGO!