Bizarro World 2023

The lighter side... playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math."
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dinghy
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Re: Bizarro World 2023

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:03 pm
Somebody told me the machine will almost always produce a winning session if you give it time.
This is new information. Did you mention it before?

Give us an identity hint. Was it a longtime slot attendant on his or her last day before retirement? Was it whispered to you after the informant looked around to be sure no one was watching?

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2023 4:47 pm
Single line Airport Deuces beat me up with the Clone as did Joker Kings on the same machine. Finally, and just pure luck gave me this tough to get hit on Joker Kings. I believe it’s twice as hard to get as 4 Deuces. At least it got me even and I still have my 52 bucks from last night
Always a nice feeling when you can get even after being down. WTG Olds.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

Thanks. OTA.

I’m sure Doris is referring to the bet one per line on the tall animated Bonus Deuces Ultimate X game.

As to the tip I got….just another player I have known for years. We share info all the time as to the latest better paytable machines, which ones seem to be hitting better, and which ones may have been downgraded, taken out of service etc. Most people would dismiss such a tip as nonsense. I will take my 20 plus positive trips on it as either just pure luck, a fluke, or good money management. It really doesn’t matter to me. I just look at the results. You can ask Wildman about some machines that pay better in A/C and a few others. I know where most of the Dog machines as well as the good ones are at Bizarro. If weren’t for discipline issues on playing, I think I would be ahead for the year now. By the way, the Mrs knows where the better paying nickel Ultimate X machines are too as well as the dogs and she is ahead a bit for the year. She doesn’t have the same discipline issues that I do. Not only that, her Pay tables are in the 95-97 percent range.

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Interesting info I just pulled up from Bizarro. I had been playing them at a deficit of over 3,000 a month from Jan to July, but after that I am about dead even through today for Aug- October. I think that is mostly due to better discipline and also my play on that tall machine that I short coin. Too late to salvage the year, but at least I have been able to stop the bleeding for now. Wish I could say the same for the stock market. Lots of year end tax loss selling ahead. By the way, the Bizarro info is based on actual coin in.

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if that skips from 10 to 25 bet i didn't realize it and i do apologize and still say congrats.also sorry for putting you in the same category as FAA

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2023 11:36 pm
Most people would dismiss such a tip as nonsense. I will take my 20 plus positive trips on it as either just pure luck, a fluke, or good money management. It really doesn’t matter to me. I just look at the results. You can ask Wildman about some machines that pay better in A/C and a few others.
You're like a cat chasing a laser pointer. Or in your case, a superstition pointer.

Just so you don't think I'm picking on you ... your wife doesn't have an edge either :down: .

But no one is here expecting you to win. We come for the intermittent jackpot pictures, entertaining stories, and I'm here mainly for the covid updates.

Have you looked at the Jackpot Gents YouTube channel? It's the guys from the American Casino Guide coupon book, and they film their play on bad games in southern Florida. Sometimes they travel to Vegas or California to play bad games. People love them. 200,000 subscribers! Bad is the new good.

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Haven’t checked that out. Just don’t have extra time for lots of YouTube stuff.

Hey Doris…absolutely no apology necessary. And if I could afford it, I would play the max. Anyway, this game goes on the Triple play right from bet 3 to bet 30 the max if you try and play another coin after 3 😬. I think that is why nobody plays it or almost nobody.

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Post by olds442jetaway »

As to dinghy, I posted years ago on this site, you need a thick skin just to survive. Sooooo no biggie. And if I remember, you posted just ignore me….everybody else does. As with VP, if it ain’t fun, it ain’t worth doin. I’ll be sure to post when that machine finally gets me and of course, it will. Finally, as long as CBK keeps sending us especially the Mrs. Those 4 leaf clovers to add to her own, we/she will be fine. I probably need more clovers than anybody can send because I think I insulted the leprechaun by saying hey, you’re even shorter than I am. 😂

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olds442jetaway wrote:
Sat Oct 28, 2023 9:44 am
Finally, as long as CBK keeps sending us especially the Mrs. Those 4 leaf clovers to add to her own, we/she will be fine. I probably need more clovers than anybody can send because I think I insulted the leprechaun by saying hey, you’re even shorter than I am. 😂
And thus we come to the essence of your strategy.

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Post by Come Back Kid »

I enjoy Old's stories. I think we have fun in his thread and I like hearing about his and his wife's trips. He is posting in "Recreational Play" it clearly states, The lighter side...playing for entertainment, less concerned about "the math"...
His strategy is his strategy, and I believe he has a lot of fun playing. I also think he is a very nice person.
Keep up the stories Olds...I love reading them!!!
And here you go my friend! 🍀 🍀 🍀 In case you're going soon! :)

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